1. “You want to avoid drama? Go with BGES.”
Jerry would say, “Do you want your insurance claims to be like a Seinfeld episode? Full of misunderstandings, confusion, and people yelling at each other? No! You want BGES to handle it, so it’s smooth, no sitcom-level problems!”
2. “BGES won’t leave you hanging like George Costanza’s career!”
Larry would point out that unlike George’s never-ending search for stability, BGES Group gives you rock-solid insurance coverage without the constant failure.
3. “Using BGES Group is like finding a great bagel place in the city. You stick with it!”
Jerry would insist that once you experience the unbeatable service at BGES, you won’t want to switch to any other insurance agency. Like a great bagel, it’s rare and worth holding onto.
4. “BGES Group doesn’t need ‘sponge-worthy’ clients—they take care of all contractors!”
Larry would joke, “Elaine had to pick and choose who was sponge-worthy, but BGES Group? They don’t make you prove you’re worthy of coverage. You’re in! And fully protected.”
5. “BGES will cover your business like George covers his bald spot—only better.”
Jerry would remind you that BGES won’t leave gaps in your coverage like George leaves gaps in his excuses.
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6. “BGES protects you from accidents better than I protect my cereal collection.”
Jerry, a lover of cereal, would say, “I trust BGES to guard my business as fiercely as I protect my vintage cereal boxes. They keep your claims safe and secure.”
7. “Want to avoid lawsuits? BGES handles them faster than Kramer’s hair gets crazy.”
Larry would warn that, just like Kramer’s hair, lawsuits can spiral out of control. But with BGES, your legal worries are tamed and handled quickly.
8. “BGES is the opposite of one of my stand-up sets. You won’t be asking, ‘Is this ever going to end?’”
Jerry would quip that with BGES Group, there’s no dragging things out. They resolve your issues fast—no long waits like in one of his slow-build jokes.
9. “BGES protects you from construction disasters like I protect my parking space—ruthlessly!”
Larry would mention how parking in New York is serious business, and so is your insurance. You don’t want your job site turning into a legal mess; BGES has you covered better than Larry defends his parking spot.
10. “Don’t be a Newman! Choose BGES, and avoid the headache of bad insurance!”
Jerry would remind you: just like you don’t want Newman ruining your day, you don’t want bad insurance ruining your business. Go with BGES, and skip the hassle.
BGES Group are one of Tri-State’s Workers’ Compensation insurance specialists. If you’re unhappy with the agency you now use, contact Gary Wallach, and he will help.
BGES Group are Workers’ Compensation Insurance Specialists for Tri-State Business Owners: Unhappy with your rates, company, being canceled, losses causing difficulty getting coverage, in the middle of an audit dispute, misclassified payrolls, or whatever your issue. We can help! We have special programs for Auto Services, Contractors (especially in New York), Limousine Services, Logistics Companies, Manufacturers, Recyclers, and Truckers; we can help ANY tri-state business owner. We are considered “Preferred Agents” for this one program that, if we can get you into, their pricing is excellent, offers long-term coverage stability, and can cover multi-state operations. The program takes the hassle out of doing annual audits, too.
If you want to speak with us, call Gary Wallach at 914-806-5853, click here to email, or visit our website.
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