1. Why did the New York contractor bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What’s a New York contractor’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal—especially when it’s clanging on scaffolding at 6 AM!
3. How do you know a New York contractor is a perfectionist?
He’ll spend three hours debating whether “good enough” is really good enough.
4. Why did the contractor refuse to do yoga?
Because he said, “I already do enough bending over backwards for clients!”
5. What’s the difference between a New York contractor and a magician?
A magician pulls rabbits out of a hat, but a contractor makes deadlines disappear!
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6. Why do New York contractors love winter so much?
Because snow gives them an excuse to “take their sweet time” finishing that project.
7. How does a New York contractor say goodbye?
“See you next week…or, you know, whenever the permits come through.”
8. Why do New York contractors love telling jokes?
Because they know the punchline will probably arrive faster than the materials!
9. What’s a New York contractor’s favorite tool?
The “quote stretcher”—it adds an extra zero when you’re not looking!
10. Why did the contractor take up acting?
Because he already has years of experience pretending a project will be done on time!
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