Thanksgiving is the perfect time to unwind, share laughs, and enjoy the company of friends and family. For New York contractors, humor can often be the best way to bond over the unique challenges of construction work. To help lighten the mood this holiday weekend, here are the 10 funniest construction jokes you can share around the table or on-site. Don’t worry—these are all lighthearted and industry-friendly!
1. Why did the construction worker bring a pencil to the party?
He wanted to draw some attention!
2. Why did the concrete mixer break up with his girlfriend?
He found her too clingy!
3. Why don’t construction workers ever get locked out of their houses?
Because they always have the right tools to break back in.
4. What’s a contractor’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal!
5. Why did the hammer apply for a loan?
Because it wanted to nail a big deal!
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6. Why did the builder take a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
7. Why do construction workers make great musicians?
Because they’re pros at hitting the right notes—and sometimes nails!
8. What’s a contractor’s favorite dessert?
Brickle!
9. Why don’t electricians ever get shocked?
Because they know how to conduct themselves!
10. What do you call a construction worker with perfect attendance?
A sure bet for the job site!
Share the Laughs—and Protect Your Business
This Thanksgiving, enjoy the company of family and friends, but don’t forget about the business that supports your life. With rising costs and risks in the construction industry, having the right insurance is more important than ever.
At BGES Group, we’re here to make your insurance needs hassle-free. Whether you’re a contractor, roofer, or involved in other high-risk trades, our team will guide you to the best policies for your business, so you can focus on what matters—building.
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Let’s build something great together!
This Thanksgiving, keep the jokes coming—and let BGES Group keep you covered.