10 Tips Jerry Seinfeld Would Give Single New York Contractors to Find a Girlfriend or Spouse

Being single in New York isn’t easy—especially when you’re a contractor working endless hours surrounded by drywall and power tools. But don’t worry! With some humor and a little observational wisdom, Jerry Seinfeld might just have the advice you need to find that special someone. Here are 10 tips he’d probably give to help you meet your match.

1. Stop Using Pickup Lines That Sound Like a Construction Bid

“Do you come here often?” won’t cut it, and neither will, “I can build you the house of your dreams.” Women don’t want a contractor; they want a partner. Be genuine, and skip the blueprint talk.

2. Don’t Make Your Toolbox Your Identity

“You’re a contractor; we get it. But don’t lead every conversation with how much you can bench or how fast you can install drywall. Nobody’s impressed by a guy who has a wrench on his keychain.”

3. Dress Like You Aren’t Coming From a Job Site

“If your idea of getting dressed up is wearing a clean pair of jeans, we’ve got a problem. Invest in some nice clothes. Women like a guy who can clean up well—leave the steel-toe boots at home.”

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4. Stop Overanalyzing Everything

“Dating is like comedy—timing is everything. Don’t overthink your approach or rehearse the perfect line. Sometimes, you just have to wing it. And hey, if it’s a disaster, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell.”

5. Take a Break from Your Contractor Group Chats

“You’re texting your buddies all day about tools and bids. Maybe spend some of that energy texting someone who doesn’t care about rebar. Women appreciate attention—especially when it doesn’t involve grout.”

6. Learn to Cook (or at Least Pretend You Can)

“Nothing impresses a woman more than a guy who knows his way around a kitchen. If you can cook something that doesn’t involve a microwave, you’re already ahead of the game.”

7. Don’t Be Afraid to Laugh at Yourself

“You accidentally spilled coffee on your shirt? Laugh it off. Women love a guy who doesn’t take himself too seriously. Self-deprecating humor is the ultimate charm.”

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8. Take Her Somewhere That’s Not a Construction Site

“Look, you’re proud of your work, but a woman doesn’t want to spend her first date walking through a job site. Take her somewhere romantic—a park, a nice restaurant, or anywhere that doesn’t require a hard hat.”

9. Know the Difference Between Confidence and Arrogance

“Confidence is attractive. Arrogance is a turnoff. If you’ve got a great story, share it. But if every story starts with, ‘Let me tell you how amazing I am,’ you might want to pump the brakes.”

10. Be Patient—It’s Like Waiting for a Permit

“Finding the right person takes time. Love isn’t something you can rush. Think of it like waiting for a permit—it’s frustrating, it takes forever, but in the end, it’s worth it.”

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Email: bgesgroup@gmail.com

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